God why is this so funny
Fantastic story telling. Not a single word spoken. Beautiful.
For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones
great poast every one👍
I have drawn him....
The High Geologist
Can’t believe he’s ace
He is now
And here’s the photo evidence:
hey guys...https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?
the high geologist has ascended
every time i see this post it gets.... better? but also weirder.
me wearing a dog collar and leash looking up at my manfriend in his trench coat and fedora: let’s go out in public where you can walk me like i’m a dog in front of people who are visibly uncomfortable
IT’S NOT A FL*PPING FEDORA, IT’S A BOWLER HAT!!!!!!!
Keeo goobin’ goober. A fedora is a fedora is a fedora.
Anyway, with regards to the original post, what would actually be wrong with that? There’s no mention of public nudity, nor of treating the human pet in a way that would be considered strange for a dog.
Should people be obliged to modify their behaviour so that the irrationally prejudicial do not experience discomfort?
“Irrationally prejudiced” motherfucker admit you have a petplay fetish. there’s no shame in it on this website.
Okay… just please consider the following scenario.
It’s five to ten years from now. You’re sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal, when I walk in, accompanied by my wife, my children, and my human pet (whose genitals are covered as it enters on all fours and is wearing underpants).
If my family and I then make an order of our own at the table next to you, in what way have we infringed upon your freedom? What rational basis do you have to demand that we leave or beloved pet at home?
H*ck it all, let’s consider a more extreme scenario.
It’s five to ten years from now. You’re sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal, when I walk in, without my wife and children (for whatever reason, they haven’t accompanied me), with my surgically modified human pet (wearing a collar) being lead in by it’s leash.
My pet has been spayed/neutered (though you can’t tell because its genitals -along with its boobies if its a female- have been covered up), it has no vocal chords, and it walks on all fours not by choice, but because its toes have been removed, along with the tendons in its ankles being severed (it may also have had its thumbs and the last two segments of each finger amputated, making it easier to care for -no fingernails to trim-). Perhaps I’ve even (humanely) removed its eyes, making it less independent.
Even in this scenario, I haven’t infringed upon your liberties.
“Irrationally prejudiced” is precisely what you are.
I beg the fuck pardon
yknow for as infamous as this post is, you’d think there’d be a lot more than 14,000 notes
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